15 Reasons To Use Birth Control

by CrazyCracker on April 8, 2010

Let’s face it: you’re an ugly bastard. People have been making fun of you since the day you had the misfortune of dropping out of your mother, and things have only gotten worse as you’ve grown older and more awkward. Without putting too fine a point on things, let’s just say you horrify women and frighten children.

Fortunately you can always reassure yourself that you couldn’t help how you were born. Denial and rationalization are the most powerful tools in your arsenal.

One day everything changes. Defying all logic, you meet someone who is pretty much like you (hideous), and you bump uglies. For obvious reason, nobody ever thought you’d manage to get laid, so they never bother to explain the importance of covering your jimmy. So now this she-troll is carrying your progeny, regardless of your feeble insistences that you can’t even take care of yourself, much less another human-like creature.

Take a look below and see what you have wrought:

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1 Melissa May 15, 2014 at 9:52 PM

I know exactly what ur talking about… I love and ri and I see ugly fucks all the time recreating more ugly fucks to take advantage of the system like there mom and dad!! I got gorgeous boys… I’m so lucky! I would shoot myself if I had ugly kids!! I’m def all about my kids surviving in this world and let’s face it being an ugly fuck does not help in this world!! no mom wants there kid bullied or growing up a loner, much less a serial killer or something because of all the emotional and sometimes physical harm they could endure growing up with the world looking down on them mainly because of what they look like!!! face it people.. first impression is everything nowadays… being ugly and recreating ugly is not the answer lmao!!!!!!!!!


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3 Vegazosten November 12, 2010 at 2:27 AM

We all should take actions ASAP!
We are the fastest expanding animal on this only world.
We have a supergrowing population, to many allready. What shall we do over a few decades?
Every day 400.000 new humans!
Every second 3-4 kids extra.
It seems that no one cares? Nobody has the guts!
Where do we go if there is no one will take control on that (exept China)?


4 Laurrryyyyy October 2, 2010 at 4:25 AM

okay , what the fuck is your problem ? and who you think you are to judge this peopple ? ha ? would you feel good if your mom wouldnt be miss univers ( wich i bet shes not xD ) and you wouldnt look …lets say like the others and your whole life you have been called names and peopple would be mean with you -__- ? o_e why you need to bully this persons and why you have to make fun of them ? DID THEY DO SOMETHING TO YOU OR YOUR FAMILY ? i bet no SO SHUT THE HELL UP because is not your buisnes, who ever made this crap ^ , and get a new hobby like poker or somthing -__- have a good day idiot.


5 1 Crazy Cracker October 7, 2010 at 10:09 AM

Your twat is wound up so tight it must be bomb-proof. It's people like you that make this world a shithole. Loosen up and learn to laugh at things. It's really not that serious. lol


6 susiesunshine566 July 18, 2010 at 6:51 AM

All babies are a special precious gift from God. Some are just funner looking than others.. By the way, i'll bet God likes laughter too. I sure know I busted a gut!


7 misstish July 15, 2010 at 6:01 AM

boooooooooooooring, if this is what you call humour then its PATHETIC! all those babies are really beautiful and so full of life


8 crackerztweet July 17, 2010 at 10:53 PM

Wow, I bet your house smells like cat urine, you poor ugly lonely soul.


9 Abdul July 6, 2010 at 7:11 AM

This is very funny… if u have a sense of humor but some of those kids are sick so kind of sad at the same time…


10 dartigen July 6, 2010 at 1:29 AM

Auuugh. Can’t you people take a joke?
What they’re saying is that you should use birth control because otherwise, babies are a result. They’re basically putting it as literally as possible: sex – birth control = babies.

As to whether you like babies or not, well, I don’t but my dislikes are not your dislikes.


11 jackmeOff July 7, 2010 at 12:53 PM

yea this is sick there is something wrong with some of these babies but ur an idot for saying u dont like babies because u were a baby and no matter how ugly these babies might be u r ugly for saying u dont like babies. ur a waste of skin………..


12 Gashaw Tesfa (ethiopia) July 5, 2010 at 5:38 AM

Of course this might be our improper manipulation of nature. As to me it is wise to conduct a research as to which method of birth control is best to use. We need also to strongly tell (inform) people the pros and cons of all the birth control methods.
Good Luck!!


13 Sarah June 15, 2010 at 9:05 AM

A lot of those babies were newborn and pretty much every baby looks a bit fucked up when there newborn! i know my kids did and there extremely beautiful kids now there older.


14 xcandiottix June 15, 2010 at 4:57 AM

LOL i saw #4 on msormr.com wtf lol


15 Magali May 23, 2010 at 10:28 PM

The 4th picture is David Caruso´s baby! O.o


16 anonymous May 22, 2010 at 11:17 PM

I have a better idea …. whoever wrote this article, YOU make sure you always use birth control, because if you can't see past the wrinkly or swollen exterior of a newborn baby and see him/her for the precious little soul that is completely dependent on you…. then you should never have the privilege to take care of one of them.


17 crackerztweet May 23, 2010 at 10:55 PM

Awww, sounds like you were teased a lot for being ugly. Being judgmental and self-righteous doesn't help your cause. Send us your photo and we'll post it too. ;-)


18 T.C June 23, 2010 at 2:06 AM

Yes, she/he is ugly because she thinks you are a dumbass for judging a three month old baby and deciding it is a freak for life lol. If anything it sounds like you were teased a lot for being ugly, considering you are the one making fun of others in order to make you feel better about yourself.

19 Julianna May 18, 2010 at 8:45 PM

Asian babies are ugly as fuck.


20 Awesome May 17, 2010 at 3:57 PM



21 designforacause May 16, 2010 at 6:40 AM

whoever posted this has no heart! Stop using these babies to make yourself beautiful because it'll never happen! your are the ugliest biatch I've ever known!


22 Kalimba. May 13, 2010 at 8:26 PM

Some of these kids ARE ugly. Be honest people, just because they are babies doesn't automatically make them cute…get real. But I like the third one, he or she has red hair. I LOVE RED HAIR!!


23 Kalimba. May 13, 2010 at 8:28 PM

I meant the fourth baby!


24 Gesundheit May 14, 2010 at 11:43 PM

yah okay… kalimba hahah
anayways, the guy who made this has a special place in the "beautiful" hell ;)

25 karl May 12, 2010 at 8:37 PM

Can u answer this ? So, is beauty the reason for the existance of life ??? Or is life the reason for the existance of Beauty ?


26 ming vazquez May 12, 2010 at 8:17 PM

come on people. Face it, all babies are not beautiful. There is nothing beautiful about a red, wrinkly newborn. Get over it.


27 Nemozoli May 12, 2010 at 2:09 PM

Some of the babies in these pictures seem to be quite newborn, so that their heads are still deformed from passing through their mother's anatomy. My smaller son looked all puffed up and swollen-eyed after he was born, but after a few days he sorted himself out… so now he is beautiful!


28 vonne May 9, 2010 at 8:13 PM

They may all look rather different now……………


29 blah May 8, 2010 at 7:30 PM

can't be any parents commenting here. just looks like a gallery of normal baby pictures to me


30 SarcasticBarsteward May 7, 2010 at 10:07 PM

Oh c'mon! See the irony people! These are some f`$%ked up little horrors for sure! hahahahahaha


31 nicoleredz3 May 7, 2010 at 12:00 PM

Lol! Poor babies…


32 Tom May 7, 2010 at 10:55 AM



33 screi_x May 7, 2010 at 8:51 AM

wildrice is right,stupid cynical fuckers,children are a blessing no matter how they look.idiots.


34 1 Crazy Cracker May 7, 2010 at 1:56 PM

Sounds like some of you were ugly trolls as babies….and probably still are. Please send pics.


35 john April 20, 2010 at 12:52 AM

pretty fucked up if you ask me


36 des rg April 16, 2010 at 10:37 AM

the 7th pic down is stewie from family guy


37 Terry April 13, 2010 at 8:30 PM

some of those are ugly babies, but some of those are birth defects or illness and they don't belong together. not funny at all.


38 asdf April 13, 2010 at 7:13 PM

Notice how they're all white babies. The only cute children 100% guaranteed, are Asian babies ~


39 buddah April 19, 2010 at 7:46 PM

lmfao 100% fat


40 buster May 8, 2010 at 11:11 AM

no wonder why so many people hate asians with comments like yours you twat !


41 Steve May 18, 2010 at 11:48 AM

Warning! Sense of humour failure detected in subject "Buster"!

42 jimmy May 9, 2010 at 12:33 PM

yeah, until they grow up to be some of the ugliest lil bas@#$ds youve ever met.


43 wildrice April 11, 2010 at 12:26 PM

lets see your baby pictures and see how strongly you feel about a persons right to exist being based on their face at 3 months


44 alabamaworley1971 May 12, 2010 at 5:33 PM

I think they are all beautiful and I think this is a very mean spirited thing to do. Making fun of babies is pretty low.


45 Teleute November 24, 2013 at 11:51 PM

Which one was your kid?

46 1 Crazy Cracker May 15, 2010 at 1:13 AM

At least I'm in the beautiful part of hell then, right? Good thing because I hear the ugly part of hell has all the above people without a sense of humor. Probably voted for Obama too. hahhaaa


47 1 Crazy Cracker June 23, 2010 at 12:45 PM

Ahhh. Join in you ugly bastard. Send pics please. I bet we could do a whole gallery with just the 2 of you whiners.


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