How to Tactfully Spurn Some Asshole Who’s Bothering You on IM about Social Media Shit in Four Easy Steps

by CrazyCracker on February 23, 2010

How to Tactfully Spurn Some Asshole Who’s Bothering You on IM about Social Media Shit in Four Easy Steps:

1. Start with a warm greeting.
* Wrong: “Hey there.”
* Right: “So what the fuck kind of stupid bullshit are you asking me to do for you now?”

2. Mention that you’ve already done what he asked.
* Wrong: “I already got that one :)”
* Right: “Listen up scrote, before you waste my motherfucking time with your inane requests, why don’t you check and see whether I’ve already done it first. Case in point: right goddamn now.

3. Remind him that you always try to get his stuff before he has to ask
* Wrong: “I always just digg/reddit/stumble/etc stuff directly from your submission list.”
* Right: “Unlike some cocksuckers I could mention (you), I actually take care of my mutual friends before they have to come asking for it like a two-dollar whore during fleet week.”

4. Let him know that your time is valuable
* Wrong: “You know, you could save yourself a lot of time buttering me up if you checked your story to see if I’ve got it first. ;)”
* Right: “So fuck off.”

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1 Evil Kitty April 17, 2010 at 6:41 AM

um.. no one has ever bothered me via instant message to help them promote their site!

Should I wonder if I'm the asshole?

but then I try to do all my promoting myself!

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