How to Tactfully Spurn Some Asshole Who’s Bothering You on IM about Social Media Shit in Four Easy Steps:
1. Start with a warm greeting.
* Wrong: “Hey there.”
* Right: “So what the fuck kind of stupid bullshit are you asking me to do for you now?”
2. Mention that you’ve already done what he asked.
* Wrong: “I already got that one :)”
* Right: “Listen up scrote, before you waste my motherfucking time with your inane requests, why don’t you check and see whether I’ve already done it first. Case in point: right goddamn now.
3. Remind him that you always try to get his stuff before he has to ask
* Wrong: “I always just digg/reddit/stumble/etc stuff directly from your submission list.”
* Right: “Unlike some cocksuckers I could mention (you), I actually take care of my mutual friends before they have to come asking for it like a two-dollar whore during fleet week.”
4. Let him know that your time is valuable
* Wrong: “You know, you could save yourself a lot of time buttering me up if you checked your story to see if I’ve got it first. ;)”
* Right: “So fuck off.”
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um.. no one has ever bothered me via instant message to help them promote their site!
Should I wonder if I'm the asshole?
but then I try to do all my promoting myself!