This has got to be the first time this person has seen the light of day. When you get out of breath from talking then it’s time to reevaluate your life.
Spoiler alert: This is not a guy.
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NERDS. Nerds, nerds, nerds. Stuff like this gives me reason to keep living.
Cartman Lives!
sorry her pain
i feel his pain.
Fat
WAIT, THAT'S A GIRL?
That pipe aint solid and no way she can jump out the car…
"That's what I learned in the Jitsu."
Just a couple things…
WTF is "newjistsu"
Is that a tatoo on her arm or did the ink from the little debbie snack cake box get absorbed by her skin
Someone pleeeeease have Tosh do a web redemption on this fact nasty cunt
FUCK! It hurts just looking at her.
ITS A HER?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!
This is the pot calling the kettle black….. calling some guy 500 LBS fatass when your obviously eating more twinkies then said Lawyer.
hahahah xD jiu jitzu. that fucking rofl ^^ but gotta give the person if that ton is above yes you can’t fucking move hahahaha XD
and the person would be the first to fall at a zombie apocalypse LOL!
She’d turn into a Female Boomer.
That is just… So sad… But, laugh of the day, thanks!
Ohh k so it’s not just a fat boy who hasn’t reached puberty, check.
Alright, well let’s just analyze this for a second… she decided to make fun of the supposed “weight” of her enemies literally saying they were probably 400 or 500 lbs.. as if her being 380 is better? I’m sorry but wow, you are the most delusional individual i’ve ever seen…
If you really want to intimidate people you should probably make yourself a little more on the fit side, rather than threaten someone with heavy metal and claim you’re willing to commit assault that could possibly also commit murder in the process. And if you’re willing to murder someone well couple that with your morbid obesity and you have quite the individual. /sigh I really hope this person doesn’t exist but the fact is there is most likely more than one. :(
Holy sh*t. That’s the ugliest person in the world, right there.
Didn’t think I’d get to see that when I woke up this morning. :)
rule 34
NOONE WINS!!!
ne1 else notice the juggalo attire? It's people like this that give juggalos a bad name.
It’s juggalos that give juggalos a bad name.
I actually feel bad for this chick. She actually would use that on the side of your head, you can tell she had a nuclear meltdown inside of her head.
Making fun of her does nothing, she’s already mentally destroyed, just let her be.
An ordinary American kid.
FAT+STUPILITY+HATE
EUROPE rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
how you going to spell stupidity wrong and make fun of somebody
STUPILITY -> STUPIDITY
So no, Europe does not rule…
SOUTH AFRICA DOES!!!!
apparently not… you don't think it would hurt to get hit in the head with a hollow steel pipe. That would fuck you up worse than a thick branch off a tree. America wins. :D
Stupility? That is what is known as an ironic staement.
Darwin award!! ^_^
that thing is female???
Nice shot of the trailer park there at the end. She was fast though.
I WILL be able to step out of the way of the kick, I might be too slow to get out of the way of the lard that follows the kick…
I don’t think I need to worry about any “bear hugs”, she can’t close her arms around her body, the smell under the arms might get me though.
The 2-ton jack? is that to help you get in the truck?
Your “piece” is not solid steel its a HOLLOW pipe…
That was fun :P
Filmed at the Burger King carpark she lives behind. Complete irony with the ‘fatass’ part, she must have one of those circus mirrors that invert her shape to thin. On the bright side though, she doesn’t need a table for her TV dinners.
Or her TV…
WAIT…….thats a she?
I can’t believe she called somebody a fatass!!! Wow, that is delusional. And this is all about a video game?
That fatass couldn’t catch me to bash my brains in.
She doesn’t have to catch you. It’s called a jiujitsu AMBUSH, block and BAM. Your brains on the floor.
Holy shit I've never seen Ralphie May so pissed.
Come on guys… seriously? Ya’ll honestly think this is real and not staged?
Are you kidding me? seriously? and this is a……. woman? HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAhAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHHAH
How the fuck can you sit there and talk shit on someone being a fatass?!?! have you watched your own video? I just saw more rolls than a waiter at an olive garden during your lil ninjitsu presentation!
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