This has got to be the first time this person has seen the light of day. When you get out of breath from talking then it’s time to reevaluate your life.
Spoiler alert: This is not a guy.
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1 bannana would be fine enough i dont think she is fast she is as slow as a snail
btw if i need to i use my 6 cell maglite :P
HOLY GUNT, BATMAN!
Ok…… Straight poke in the eye would work fine there, Anyone else notice that jack handle looked hollow?
I feel sorry the person was reduced down to making video threats and yes there are some sad people on videos games who can’t help but insult others…..
i would roll that fat bobble-head bitch down a flight of stairs like a fuckin slinky
thats not a chick…. its an obese man !
this is so bad on so many levels.
I’m laughing uncontrollably and at the same time I feel so much pitty for this poor soul.
This fat bitch got trolled… lol
Winrar to whoever trolled her. SUCCESS!
this has to be some kind of science experiment. I just can’t see how regular DNA would create something like that.
Stop hassling the chick. She is obviously sick or retarded. You should all be nicer to her. She is this way because people are mean. She will try that on someone one day and get badly smashed.
(looks like martial arts in slow mo) … sorry couldnt help it.
LOL! Slo mo…sounds like a good nickname for the thing.
I’ll throw you a beaten like you ain’t ever seen and still play wow with my other hand!!!!
Maybe someone should bully her into loosing weight, also I don’t believe that 2ton jack was for the van.
Lol hes making fun of fat people….I would hide under his chin if he came at me.
“I’m short, i can get low to the ground”….wow, he DOES have the advantage!
“thats what you fucking pussys have to fuck with people on the internet cause you know in real life we’ll fucking take you out” …is this not what he is doing? internet tough guy???
“you think i don’t look like much”- on the contrary you look like quite a bit! 400lbs or so….hell it would be easier to say 0.25 tons.
“or i can go lower”-gravity gives you many advantages to this feat.
GL pwnin’ nubz on WoW.
Go stand in the middle of the LHC, I’m sure it would help
wait……. it was a girl.
if this is real it is one of the most sad, embarassing, funny and downright pathetic videos every created.
whoa huge man tits
I’m still not sure what he/she is actually angry about? So she was playing a game and ppl were being dicks so she deleted her account and then ppl complained? What a twisted web she weaves….then eats.
WOW. What a fat piece of shit. How are you going to hurt anyone with those “jujitsu” skills when you can’t lift your leg a foot off the ground. Take your tire iron and shove it up your ass.
What an ugly, sexless fat little girl.
You have to ask yourself punk, how are you going to feel going through life entirely sexless.
Little piggy.
That is a woman….
eff you whale… lolz
HAHA this kids running out of breath just talkin
If this shedude tries to bash your skull in, just go into a slow jog, to evade her 1mph wobble
fuckin fucking fuck
Ameeerica, fuck yeah!!
I definitely thought that was the blob. An asexual being of no importance or means of intimidation.
Who says dykes aren’t pretty?
American I am guessing?
lol@300lbs person calling 500lbs person fat LOL
Let’s see, shes from west virginia and has an american accent. I think you could deduce shes an american just on those facts alone seeing how its pretty elementary and all, but ya i laughed a little when she called others fat at what point do you lose your right to do that
Beautiful AND intelligent!! She has the whole package.
yeah the whole package of fudge cakes…
more like the whole truck of fudge cakes.
This is middle America for you. Its really sad that we would let somebody get so bad and then make fun of them for it. The US is full of people like this. People who are frustrated with life and don’t know how to vent it. Maybe we could be compassionate toward people instead of trying to top the persons joke posted before us.
Headin to Morgantown now BEE-OTCH to find you and kick some whale blubber ass!
this guy ir girl is fucking stupid!
First off you look like you have one to many boxes of twinkies. If you kick to high with your foot ,America will have New National Park from the dent in the ground your ass will leave.Oh by the way i am from Texas .No I do not have horns on my head ,nor I am a queer. ………Joey K.
This house is cleansed…
ok, toughness fail. that can’t be a girl, can it?!
Well it has many sets of boobs, so then must be a woman? Right? I ono it’s ninja skills were VERY threatening… It’s like the fat one from Naruto that uses momentum to roll at you…
Theres this whole rising sub culture of fat lesbian dykes with in the gay community. I have no idea who started this, where it got started, or what the fuck is wrong with these people. But I guess lesbians now have a group to be ashamed of just like gay men have lispy gay pride apocolypse fairies.
This thing has a front but so sad
Is this thing related to this thing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxOpJN4XGgc
This is awesome! Seriously, you rock!
I think the best part is when it says “look behind me, you see where I live”, and you look to the beautiful field of trailer park.
OMG i had no idea that was a girl wtf!!!
and lol at jujitsu
“think i dont look like much?”
actually, dear fellow, quite the converse. what an absolute asteroid.
And I thought Donkey Lips was doing reasonably well post-Salute Your Shorts
miss, learn how to talk first, and look after yourself
Angry Fat Hermaphrodite. This person is dangerous to society.
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA……MAN JUST WHEN I THINK THE WORLD IS AT ITS WORST WITH RETARDS….IT JUST GOT A LITTLE DUMBER……SO FAR FROM INTIMIDATING BUDDY
At least it’s a nice trailer park…
I don’t think that she’s going to be “hopping” out of anything. I think it’s more like she’ll roll out of the car. Then for her to insult fat people who play the game, she has to say they are 5 or 6 hundred pounds because she’s got to be 450. “I wish I had something to hit.” She needs to hit the gym. Only on the internet…
Actually – I believe that thing is female “you bitch that she deleted her account”
Also “you see where I live”……. yep a trailer park
What kind of fat ass clowns for someone else being a fat ass?
As ridiculous as this is… the poor kid has a point about sad-case keyboard warriors on the internet.
If this kid thought he was bullied bad before he/she just opened up a whole new can of worms!! This kid best move to another part of the world!
This is Bob… Bob has bitch tits!
I’m thinking maybe it is a guy, it’s just been so long sine he’s seen his cock he forgot he had one… It’s possible
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